As I write this, a recession is either imminent or has already arrived, depending on which talking head is gabbing on what morning show. Who knows, by the time you’re reading this, we may have entered a full-blown economic apocalypse. So if you’re reading this column by candlelight in a dilapidated boxcar, be sure to glance up every now and again to ensure your hobo adversaries don’t steal your remaining cans of baked beans. Times are tough right now and they may soon be tough all over. It may be a wise idea to stockpile some easy cash by creating and selling your own sex tape. This site offers two thousand dollars to straight and lesbian couples willing to film themselves for a week in flagrante delicto. If you’re unsure of your looks or your ability to hold a camera steady, you may want to hold off on the extra postage. But if you’re attractive and ambidextrous, the spare dough should come in handy for the end times.
THIS IS A RIP OFF, TRUE BUT RETARTED. 2K I NOTHING FOR A HOMEMADE SEX TAPE OF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER. NOT WORTH IT
CB may well have made his point better if his/her comment wasn’t rendered almost unintelligible by the bad grammar and spelling. (True but what??)
However, the comment brings up a serious point often asked by wanna-be porn producers. How much is my porn worth? And the answer is, of course, as much as anyone is willing to pay for it. In this case $2000. In the economic plug-hole into which we have all sunk since this article was written, $2000 may seem like a better deal, especially for a Brit who has seem the value of his currency plummet.
So how much do you think YOUR sexual exploits are worth on camera? The $2000 works out at $4.76 a minute, or around $286 an hour. Let us know how much you want for your homemade nasties and I’ll start a site based on a minute rate. After all, who wants to see SEVEN hours of you fucking your GF?