Batter Blaster, Lollyphile, Pickle Sickle

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Bringing a new consumable to market requires a sure hand. Do it wrong and you’ve got a Crystal Pepsi fizzing down the drain. Do it right and you’ve got Flamin’ Hot Cheetos dust staining the fingers of every child in the country. Batter Blaster, Lollyphile and Pick Sickle bring innovative ideas to, respectively, pancake batter, lollipops and pickles. Too bad their URLs sound like porn sites. Just wait until the FBI busts down your door accusing you of downloading child pornography when all you wanted were a few licks of a maple bacon lollipop. Batter Blaster packs pancake paste into a pressurized canister. The inventor must have spotted the box of Bisquick and the Cheez Whiz in his cart at the same time and had a “Eureka!” moment. Pickle Sickle is like an Otter Pop character that never existed—Pontius Pickle. A plastic tube filled with frozen pickle juice. If there’s a better way to cool off on a warm summer’s day, I’d like to know.

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One Response to “Batter Blaster, Lollyphile, Pickle Sickle”

  1. HungryJack says:

    Batter Blaster busts Guinness World Record with 76,382 pancakes cooked and served in an eight hour period. See the TV coverage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1cRbD0XRE

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